A new business venture is on the horizon

So, what kind of cruel joke is that? Anyway, as anyone who reads this probably already knows, I failed my TIER III oral exam. Well, afterwards, I finally got around to eating lunch, which was Chinese food from Dragon Express, which included a fortune cookie. So any guesses as to what the fortune was? I will give you four guesses:
a) The title of this post
b) The title of this post
c) The title of this post
d) Your mom
I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry.
Anybody know of any math teaching positions that are opening up next year? I'm only halfway joking...