The Aftermath, Part Deux

GNATS! Freaking gnats. All over the place. Any time you go outside, they swarm you, and Off does very very little. If you, hypothetically, want to do some yardwork outside to try to start repairing your lawn from the high waters, you will get swarmed. If you want to go to the driving range to hit some balls, especially with the fun new driver you hypothetically just bought, you will get swarmed. I even tried to go to Sullivan to play at the course there, but one can only take so many gnats in your ear (and this was the first time I ever remember putting Off in my ear), your eyes, and up your nose--all while trying to putt--before just calling it a day and walking off the course. And I was +3 through six holes, with the three easiest holes left, so you know it had to be bad.

How does one make gnats go away? Golf an hour away?