I'm old!
Last year, at a little kids basketball game (the big Sullivan-Carlisle 5th/6th grade rivalry), I was asked which team I was rooting for. When I tried to explain I was just to "scout" our upcoming kids, she got confused, and eventually asked, "....so you're in high school?" That's what every twenty-six year old wants to hear.
Tonight, I was the at the junior high golf match (again, scouting out the "future"), and a parent of one of the kids asked me, "So which one is yours?"
So, I look like I'm in high school, but am old enough to have a middle-school kid. Not sure I like people thinking I'm old, either...
By the way...since it may have slipped your notice...it's really freakin' hot outside.